Budapest Boy

Zurich may be unaware, but UBS set up a Budapest satellite office at Vigyazo Ferenc utca 3.


Pros vs. the Weehawken office:

You can foam roll while on conference calls.

Other professionals won't think you have scabies if you eat lunch alone.


You cannot walk down the street without an Eastern European woman striking a pose.


Easy access to bone marrow (and not the New Jersey mafia hit-related kind).


Cons vs. the Weehawken office:

BOYI(nternet) cord.

Trash Day can complicate the commute.


This could happen at any minute.