You would think I would be good at traveling given I do it a lot. Au contraire.
5. Codi and I running on the Las Vegas Strip while on vacation.
Fat guys drinking mile-high margaritas at 10 AM and heckling us: "Why are you running?!"
Codi: "Because we don't want to look like you!"
(Ironic, eh?)
4. Camping. Every time.
3. Booking a ticket to Abu Dhabi instead of Dubai.
2. Arriving at the gate one hour early and proceeding to miss my plane while discussing a coworker's love for corn nuts.
(Reenactment one year earlier at Bowery Bar; a pose otherwise known as the Jason-Kane-Crossing-The-Delaware stance.)
1. Alyssa and I packing our paper tickets in our (checked) luggage while flying home from Barcelona. We had to buy new tickets from Heathrow to Boston for the exact same seats.
QED - I am lucky I get to work each morning.
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You hate camping?! This is a total shock* to me.
ReplyDelete*Not a shock.